Things That Just Piss Me Off

Ok, I know that spam pisses a lot of people off, but they are not the only ones to blame. Those who open spam email and buy things or click links are responsible for the amount of spam we get each day. If these spammers, phishers, and scammers were not getting click thrus and sales then they would not be doing it.

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Notice that they try to make it look like they are associated with google at first to get you to continue reading past the first paragraph.

Then they tell you they are adwords specialists with years of experience. They are what they say they are because they say so dammit. You should believe them without any need for proof. Everyone who says they are an expert obviously is one right?

Then they name their company rockwell. Rockwell is a recognized name. But in art and software, not in google adwords management. But people will say, OH I”VE HEARD OF THEM! THEREFORE THIS EMAIL IS FROM A LEGITIMATE COMPANY!

Then you have to love the last part. This email is sent out in accordance with law, yada yada yada. No it isn’t. It’s spam. They know it. They just want you to think it isn’t spam so hopefully you won’t report their illegal activity.

If you are clicking on these types of emails, then you are to blame for the rest of us getting a ton of spam in our email every day. Yes you. You know who you are. it’s time to stop blaming the spammers and start educating the stupid people that click the links.

i’m not even going to put one of the viagra, cialis, etc. emails in here. Anyone buying that from spammers deserves what they get and I hope they spend every penny of their hard earned money for being dumb enough to click the links.

I know that sounds harsh and I hate being that way, but come on people, quit believing this garbage and the rest of us won’t have to hear it all the time.

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Guys . . . Dude . . . If you are clicking these links and buying this stuff, you need to know that your money would be better spent buying a shirt that doesn’t have stains on it, some deoderant, a decent haircut, some dental floss, and other things if you want women to talk to you.

Seriously, I feel bad for you if you are clicking and buying stuff because of emails like this. it will never help you. I’m not sure that anything will.

Ok I know I said no cialis, but I cannot resist.

Even if you have no erection problems Cialis would help you to make better sex more often and to bring unimaginable plesure to her. Just disolve half a pill under your tongue and get ready for action in 15 minutes! The tests showed that the majority of men after taking this medication were able to have perfect erection during 36 hours!

Dude . . . If you are with a girl who can’t give you an erection in 15 minutes, find another girl. If you really have problems from a medical standpoint, then see a real doctor. Spam will not cure your medical problems. And if you have an erection that lasts 36 hours . . . advertise.

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Google doesn’t like paid links. They won’t help you. And do you really think this link will be there for 3 years? Even if it is do you think that since they likely have 1000 links on every page that the link is worth having? Do you think legitimate websites send you spam to sell you a link? Cmon.

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If you are buying software from people who spam your email, you might be an idiot. Nuff said.

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The canadian pharmacy spammers are the best. The domain name they wanted me to click through and visit is registered to someone in Italy. I am sure there are a lot of canadian pharmacies in italy though.

People it is not that hard to recognize spammers and scammers.

If they tell you you won a lottery you never entered, then it is a scam. Don’t click the link “just in case it might be true”. It isn’t. period.

There are no former government officials or widows of former government officials somewhere in africa that need your help to get money into the US. None. There are none of these. This is not real. It never will be. And even if there were, they would not need your help and they would not be willing to share any of their money with you. They would not randomly send out an email to a random person they never met to make a deal like this. If you do not understand this, then someone really should be managing your money for you and just giving you a small allowance to buy food.

A pill will not make your penis bigger. Get over it.

If it sounds too good to be true, it is. If you got an email from someone you do not know wanting to make you rich, it is a scam. Please stop buying anything you get from unsolicited email so the spammers will slow down just a little.

I promise if you do not click a link in a spam email for 30 days, your penis will grow, you will have erections that last for 36 hours at a time, you will win the lottery, and google will rank your website number 1 for all of your keywords.

Stumble it!