Things That Just Piss Me Off

10. People over the age of 65 who are still allowed by law to get behind the wheel of a vehicle! The 75 million “Baby Boomers” still alive in this country are getting older, slower and more frail. They will account for the second most auto deaths…right behind the 18-24 idiots who think they’re all
Dale Earnhart!

9. People found guilty of serious crimes and sentenced to:

• life in prison without the possibility of parole
• multiple life sentences
• death

The first two are a complete waste of taxpayers dollars ($15,000 to $18,000 on average per year per inmate).
The last is ridiculous not just because it is also a waste of taxpayers dollars, but simply because the criminal is “allowed by law” to appeal their conviction for years (sometimes 10 or more) before the actual execution takes place…unless they get killed or die in prison first.

8. Reality shows depicting the lives of D-List celebrities actually trying to be “real”. Your careers are over for a reason. Spare us the agony!

7. YouTubers who leave stupid, opinionated, ignorant comments on videos. You don’t know what you’re talking about, so shut the hell up. Thank you.

6. Hot chicks who continue to hook up with ugly guys. See…money does buy happiness.

5. People who still believe in “God” and that the Bible is the “word of God”. Wake up people…it’s 2008!

4. People who think Bill O’Reilly isn’t a corporate tool. FOX…hint, hint

3. People who think John McCain knows what he’s talking about.

2. People who live in the United States and don’t speak English! Learn or leave!

1. The Iraq War…what a waste of human life! Good job George. Thanks for the memories!